Picking up the Slack

In the face of rising child care costs and the threat of a temporary income shortfall from required bed rest, we've decided to put Andrew's computer skills to the test and put him on the payroll. He'll be joining the workforce with an advanced degree in EIS (Elmo Information Systems) and a minor in PA (Peek-a-Boo Analytics). Andrew brings over 18 months of experience assisting clients with their keyboard pounding and monitor smudging needs. He specializes in system testing and tolerance testing activities, with particular attention to unexpected shut-down and recovery handling; massively simultaneous key pressing; and mouse aerodynamics. Andrew's amazing skill set combined with deep understanding of the milk processing and early childhood education industries, promises to deliver extensive value his clients and the family.